Wife - "Are you going to start this blog or what?"
Me - "I don't know. I need a name that fits."
Wife - "You've been saying that for weeks! You don't really want to do this, do you?"
Me - "Umm, not really. But I probably should. I just need a name."
Wife - "I've literally never seen you stall on something like this before. If you don't want to do it, don't do it!
Me - "No, I'll do it, I just need a name I'm comfortable with."
Wife - "Um, yeah, I know. Just call it 'Better Bees than Bears'.
Me - "It sounds too twee. And I hate referencing one of my songs."
Wife - "I like it."
Me - "It doesn't mean anything".
Wife - "Yeah it does."
Me - "Uhh....what?"
Wife - "It's like two things that are potentially harmful, but you'd still prefer one over the other. I think it's one of your more clever lines."
Me - "Gee, thanks."
FOUR WEEKS LATER
Wife - "Ok, this is insane."
Me - "I know."
Wife - "You've come up with a dozen names....just pick one....who cares? You really care that much??"
Me - "No. Which is kinda the problem, don't you think?"
Wife - "Then just pick one. I've had the page set up and all ready to go for DAYS!"
Me - "What was that first name we thought of again?"
Wife - "SIGH. 'Better Bees than Bears'."
Me - "Oh yeah. Alright, go with that."
Wife - "GEE, THANKS."
Me - "I don't think I like blogging."
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6 comments:
haha funny. I can picture this conversation. I like the name!
Trust me, it gets better...not really.
You're hilarious, dude. I actually read it "better bees than beers." I guess the same could be said, that it is two things that you don't like (not necessarily harmful).
Still really funny.
Why "should" you blog, Ronnie Martin?
I did laugh.
BTW Have you heard OWL CITY, Ronnie? It seems he knows your work, well enough. Kind of an emo-esque JE thing going on.
You really need to do that SPC ECO remix, yo. J
always listen to the wife (:
This is absolutely the perfect post to kick off your blog launch!
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